I'm Not Here [To Impress You]

Seriously, I can’t play Dragon’s Dogma because I can’t see what is attacking me on my TV, and I especially can’t play when it is night in the game.

I now have three characters, one of each class, and am pretty much done recreating them.

I have:

Adonai the Fighter, with Viridiana the Strider as her Main Pawn,

Nyxeris the Strider, with Xena the Fighter as her Main Pawn, And

Ari the Mage, who has no Main Pawn yet because my TV sucks and I am so awful at magic classes that I don’t want to leave the town and fight blindly.

[Edit: Ari now has Xerxes the Fighter, because I stood about two feet from my TV to play…]

I am still pretty pissed that that damned Hydra I have to behead NEVER drops any loot.

I really want to play. Someone bring me a better TV, I am bored out of my mind here.

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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

snapshot19:

fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

sabrea:

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devonwood:

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

oh god x___________x

fucking florida

Is this what Tucker meant when he said, “poor Florida” 

IS THIS WHAT HAPPENED?

“…Poor Florida”

I spend more time modding a game once I get it for PC than I do actually playing it.

Don’t like modding Fallout 3 so much though… it’s so complicated and if I have to use FOSE, half of my mods and all my DLC don’t load, FOMM won’t open because of some file issue or another, and NMM, well that actually works even though I can’t start the game from it. And I have to go into my data files and activate everything every time I start the game, even the DLC… I did fix the stability issue though… mostly. It crashes only when I exit the game for the most part, which is no big deal, just a bit annoying.

But Skyrim… Oh Skyrim… Aside from not being able to find a recent update that doesn’t make the game crash as soon as it starts, Skyrim is my love~

SO.

MANY.

MODS.

I have about 25 or so installed already.

Also, someone should get Dragon’s Dogma so I have a reliable third pawn to play with.

Due to some strange glitch or another I had recruited someone’s pawn earlier and at some point the armour she was wearing just disappeared and she was walking around in her underwear…

Needless to say I switched pawns… I even gifted that pawn a helmet though. Dumb.

There was also a quest where some self entitled bitch wanted me to escort her from one place to the next, so I figured I would, and we got there fine, killed some goblins, no big… But when we get there, no only do I get nothing, bitch wants me to give her 1000 coins. Really? Fuck you, I’m a hero, not a bank. I would have escorted you for nothing, I was headed this way anyway, but really? now you want my gold too?

Anyway, done geeking out about games now.